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INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (1, 'X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the\nimagination is the plot.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (2, 'AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n	A friend will step forward and confide in you about your breath.  Rely\n	on your outgoing personality and winning smile to get you into a lot\n	of trouble.  Be relaxed, things will change.  Look for a pink slip on\n	payday.  Stop wetting your bed.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (3, 'AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n	You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what\n	you want.  Don''t expect things to get any better today, either.\n	As a matter of fact they might get worse.  Intensify your\n	relationship with your bank and any friends you have who might be\n	able to lend you a few bucks.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (4, 'AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n	You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.\n	You lie a great deal.  On the other hand, you are inclined to be\n	careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over\n	and over again.  People think you are stupid.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (5, 'ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n	Be cheerful today. People who don''t like you will outnumber those\n	who do.  You have warts.  Focus on domestic status, financial matters,\n	and venereal disease.  Look for involvement with Libra or Aquarius\n	natives; probably a fistfight with one of each.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (6, 'ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n	You are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person\n	and you should make many new friends, but you won''t because you''ve\n	got a mean streak in you a mile wide.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (7, 'ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n	You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.  You\n	are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice.  You are\n	not very nice.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (8, 'Astrology... just a bunch of Taurus.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (9, 'CANCER (June 21 - July 22)\n	This is a good time for those of you who are rich and happy,\n	but a poor time for those of you born under this sign who are\n	poor and unhappy.  To tell you the truth, any day is tough\n	when you''re poor and unhappy.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (10, 'CANCER (June 21 - July 22)\n	You are sympathetic and understanding to other people''s problems.\n	They think you are a sucker.  You are always putting things off.\n	That''s why you''ll never make anything of yourself.  Most welfare\n	recipients are Cancer people.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (11, 'CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)\n	Follow your instincts.  You are much too scatterbrained to do anything\n	else, such as think.  Romance is in the air, but not for you, so forget\n	it.  That pimple on the end of your nose will get worse.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (12, 'CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)\n	Play your hunches.  This is a day when luck will play an important\n	part in your life.  If you were smarter, you wouldn''t need so much\n	luck and you wouldn''t be reading your horoscope, either.  You are\n	a suspicious person, and it will occur to you that astrologers\n	don''t know what they''re talking about any more than your Aunt Martha.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (13, 'CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)\n	You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.  You don''t do\n	much of anything and are lazy.  There has never been a Capricorn\n	of any importance.  Capricorns should avoid standing still for\n	too long as they tend to take root and become trees.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (14, 'GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)\n	A day to take the initiative.  Put the garbage out, for\n	instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners.  Watch\n	the mail carefully, although there won''t be anything good\n	in it today, either.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (15, 'GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)\n	Good news and bad news highlighted.  Enjoy the good news while you\n	can; the bad news will make you forget it.  You will enjoy praise\n	and respect from those around you; everybody loves a sucker.  A short\n	trip is in the stars, possibly to the men''s room.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (16, 'GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)\n	You are a quick and intelligent thinker.  People like you because\n	you are bisexual.  However, you are inclined to expect too much\n	for too little.  This means you are cheap.  Geminis are known for\n	committing incest.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (17, 'I do not take drugs -- I am drugs.\n		-- Salvador Dali\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (18, 'LEO (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)\n	You consider yourself a born leader.  Others think you are pushy.\n	Most Leo people are bullies.  You are vain and dislike honest\n	criticism.  Your arrogance is disgusting.  Leo people are thieves.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (19, 'LEO (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)\n	Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore.  Your\n	ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you''ve got\n	a day coming you wouldn''t believe.  As a matter of fact, if you can\n	laugh at what happens to you today, you''ve got a sick sense of humor.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (20, 'LEO (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)\n	Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won''t even help you today.\n	Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you.  Be on\n	your toes.  Brush your teeth.  Take Geritol.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (21, 'LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)\n	Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way\n	to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but\n	unfortunately you won''t be one of them.  Consider not getting out\n	of bed today.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (22, 'LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)\n	You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.\n	If you are a man, you are more than likely gay.  Chances for\n	employment and monetary gains are excellent.  Most Libra women\n	are prostitutes.  All Libra people die of venereal disease.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (23, 'LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)\n	Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your\n	desire for filthy lucre and a decent meal.  Be gracious and\n	polite.  Someone is watching you, so stop staring like that.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (24, 'PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)\n	Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the American\n	Express card and a weapon.  The world is yours today, as nobody\n	else wants it.  Your mortgage will be foreclosed.  You will probably\n	get run over by a bus.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (25, 'PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)\n	You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed\n	by the CIA or FBI.  You have minor influence over your associates\n	and people resent your flaunting of your power.  You lack confidence\n	and you are generally a coward.  Pisces people do terrible things to\n	small animals.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (26, 'PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)\n	You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today. It\n	will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the job\n	you wanted.  Don''t lend anyone a car today.  You don''t have a car.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (27, 'SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)\n	Move slowly today, be deliberate.  Indications are for bleeding\n	ulcers.  Drink milk.  Try not to be your usual offensive and\n	obnoxious self.  Call your mother.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (28, 'SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)\n	You are optimistic and enthusiastic.  You have a reckless\n	tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent.  The majority\n	of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both.  People\n	laugh at you a great deal.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (29, 'SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)\n	Your efforts to help a little old lady cross a street will\n	backfire when you learn that she was waiting for a bus.  Subdue\n	impulse you have to push her out into traffic.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (30, 'SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov 21.)\n	You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.  You will\n	achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of\n	ethics.  Most Scorpio people are murdered.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (31, 'SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)\n	Friends abound today, seeking repayment of past loans.  Smile.  Check\n	for concealed weapons.  Your natural cheerfulness makes others want\n	to throw up.  Knock it off.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (32, 'SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)\n	You will receive word today that you are eligible to win a million\n	dollars in prizes.  It will be from a magazine trying to get you to\n	subscribe, and you''re just dumb enough to think you''ve got a chance\n	to win.  You never learn.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (33, 'TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20)\n	Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will\n	find you boorish and headstrong.  Travel, promotion, and romance\n	highlighted, if you live long enough.  Don''t take any wooden nickels.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (34, 'TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20)\n	Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep,\n	because you''re going to miss the bus again today anyway.  You will\n	decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (35, 'TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20)\n	You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged determination\n	and work like hell.  Most people think you are stubborn and bull\n	headed.  You are a Communist.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (36, 'Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of\nSilly Putty.\n		-- Dennis Rawlins\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (37, 'VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)\n	Get it in writing.  Be careful.  You are surrounded by lechers and\n	assholes; birds of a feather flock together.  Trust no one.  People\n	will not be offended, because they''ve come to recognize you for the\n	paranoid neurotic that you are.  Your dentures are loose.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (38, 'VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)\n	Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count\n	to ten without using your fingers.  Be careful dressing this\n	morning.  You may be hit by a car later in the day and you\n	wouldn''t want to be taken to the doctor''s office in some of\n	that old underwear you own.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (39, 'VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)\n	You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is\n	sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and\n	sometimes fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus\n	drivers.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (40, 'YOUR FOAMY FUTURE\n	by Miss Fortune\n\nAQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n	You have nothing better to think about than what to wear and what\n	type of champagne to take to the neighbors Halloween Party.  Just take\n	beer!  Don''t try to copy the "Joneses", pull them up to your level and\n	remember, in California Hoalloween is redundant anyhow.\n\nPISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)\n	Focus on strengthening friendships this Fall.  You find others are\n	fascinated by your intelligence, your wit, your drinking ability, and\n	your bank account.  Just make sure you realize it''s far more impressive\n	when other discover your good qualities without your help.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (41, 'YOUR FOAMY FUTURE\n	by Miss Fortune\n\nARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n	Matters are not good, where you health is concerned.  This Fall, be\n	sure to "walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, and sleep\n	soundly" and you will live all the days of your life.\n\nTAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20)\n	You spent a fortune on beer this past summer and now find yourself\n	in a deep depression because you can''t afford even one of your favorite\n	brewskis.  Don''t fret too much, Taurus.  To get back on your feet\n	simply miss two car payments.\n\nGEMINI (May 21 - June 21)\n	You think you''re falling in love with a person who has a lot in\n	common with yourself.  You both prefer ales, you''ve both tried your\n	hand at homebrewing, and you both want to visit every new brewpub that\n	opens.  Sounds impressive but remember you really don''t know your\n	partner until you meet in court.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (42, 'YOUR FOAMY FUTURE\n	by Miss Fortune\n\nCANCER (June 22 - July 22)\n	You''ve been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you\n	owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B, Iron, and Malt you get\n	in your beer.  Being healthy is admirable but don''t you think you''re\n	going to feel stupid one day lying in a hospital dying of nothing?\n\nLEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)\n	You will soon acquire a large sum of money and will be in seventh\n	heaven as you head to the nearest Liquor Barn and buy all the beer they\n	have in stock.  Whoever said money couldn''t buy happiness didn''t know\n	where to shop.\n\nVIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)\n	Your late night, beer drinking, "life in the fast lane" parties are\n	affecting your job production the next morning.  You feel a nine to\n	five job is not for a "party animal" such as yourself and may feel\n	the need for a career change.  Just remember, people who work sitting\n	down get paid more than people who work standing up.\n');
INSERT INTO `fortune2` VALUES (43, 'YOUR FOAMY FUTURE\n	by Miss Fortune\n\nSCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)\n	"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?" is your\n	motto.  You don''t do much other than sleep, eat, down brewskis, and\n	watch TV.  Your friends and family are constantly pestering you to\n	clean up your act.  But it''s OK, Scorpio.  A kick in the ass is at\n	least one step forward.\n\nSAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)\n	You''ve been on a diet for two weeks and all you''ve lost is two weeks.\n	My advice is to drink copius amounts of beer just to get the thought\n	of food out of your mind.  Remember, a good reducing exercise consists\n	of placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.\n\nCAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)\n	Remember that day you had one beer too many and did something\n	extremely foolish?  Now your friends are coming and going and your\n	enemies accumulating.  Cheer up!  All is not lost.  It''s better to\n	be hated for what you are than loved for what you''re not.\n');
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