Fortune 2

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1X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the\nimagination is the plot.\n
2AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n\tA friend will step forward and confide in you about your breath. Rely\n\ton your outgoing personality and winning smile to get you into a lot\n\tof trouble. Be relaxed, things will change. Look for a pink slip on\n\tpayday. Stop wetting your bed.\n
3AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n\tYou are the type of person who never has enough money to do what\n\tyou want. Don't expect things to get any better today, either.\n\tAs a matter of fact they might get worse. Intensify your\n\trelationship with your bank and any friends you have who might be\n\table to lend you a few bucks.\n
4AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)\n\tYou have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.\n\tYou lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be\n\tcareless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over\n\tand over again. People think you are stupid.\n
5ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n\tBe cheerful today. People who don't like you will outnumber those\n\twho do. You have warts. Focus on domestic status, financial matters,\n\tand venereal disease. Look for involvement with Libra or Aquarius\n\tnatives; probably a fistfight with one of each.\n
6ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n\tYou are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person\n\tand you should make many new friends, but you won't because you've\n\tgot a mean streak in you a mile wide.\n
7ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)\n\tYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You\n\tare quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are\n\tnot very nice.\n
8Astrology... just a bunch of Taurus.\n
9CANCER (June 21 - July 22)\n\tThis is a good time for those of you who are rich and happy,\n\tbut a poor time for those of you born under this sign who are\n\tpoor and unhappy. To tell you the truth, any day is tough\n\twhen you're poor and unhappy.\n
10CANCER (June 21 - July 22)\n\tYou are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.\n\tThey think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off.\n\tThat's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare\n\trecipients are Cancer people.\n